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If- GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If- OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If- PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If- EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If- TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If- EAU stands for O as in Plateau
Then the right way to spell POTATO should be:
30 days hath septober, octember and nowonder
all the rest have peanut butter except grandma
who rides a bicycle
The mockingbird can change its tune eighty-seven times in seven minutes.
Politicians regard this interesting fact with envy.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts—for support rather than illumination."
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot
Feminism: A socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women
to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy
capitalism and become lesbians.
- Pat Robertson
GOD CREATED WOMAN
And God created woman, and she had three breasts. He then asked the
woman,"Is there anything that you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed, as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.
When I was young I had a washboard stomach,
now I have a washtub stomach.
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